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To my male halfYou’re the Ash to my Pikachu,
the lenses to my frames.
Whenever the world’s gone mad,
your laugh takes away the pain.

Nerds must stick together,
like paper and glue.
I must have had good karma,
since I chanced upon finding you.

Through all the inside jokes,
and those awkward looks we get,
I’m fairly certain people think we’re crazy;
we’d be better off staying silent, I bet.

But where’s the fun in that?
Eccentric is simply what we’re meant to be!
These fools clearly cannot understand
how entertaining it is to be you and me.

So here’s to you, my dear friend;
my fellow forever Pokémon Tr

Strange ThoughtsOne day just like any other,
I found myself laying in my bed,
all kinds of strange & crazy thoughts going through my head.
How can horses & dragons also be flies?
Could lions really be fish?
Was it nature, or did both these creatures emerge
from a child's demented wish?

Was there ever such a thing as a crippled dinosaur?
Did cavemen ever swim?
Were dogs ever butlers,
tending to their owner's every whim?
Could mice ever play basketball?
Could a tarantula ride a bike?
Were cats ever not lazy
& actually had a few people they liked?

Could an elephant ever go cartsurfing?
Would wolves ever sing karaoke?
Were turtles ever unrestrained by their b

The PokeballA Pokeball is red,
But it is also blue,
Get ready for the fight,
There is nothing to lose.
Pick the one you want.
You know what to do.
Throw it into the air
And say, "I CHOOSE YOU!"

There was a lad named Chaos who live in the North

There was a lad named Chaos who lived upon the north.
Some days upon a bicycle, he would sally forth.
The cat and dog would look at him with a wistful grin,
And sneak into the fridge and fix a Mickey Finn.
“I’ll be so cross without a trout,” Dizzy twitched her tail.
And little Jenny sat and sighed, “Where’s that Russian borzoi boyfriend for me named Mikhail?”
Off he toodled far and wide on his tiny rims,
Mermaids and troll he did search on a mirthful whim.
Down the cliffs he fell and bounced, like a rubber ball,
Luckily he landed on his head to break the spinning fall.
“Curse you, trolls!” he sa

Magical Friend to the End.One thing we can be sure of in life.
Is that relationships come and go.
But friendship never ends.
It's a fact.

For when you are alone.
Or upset.
You can also count on your friends.
To help you out.

And what makes a better friend than a genie.?
To get them out you have to rub the lamp..
And voila!
You have our very own genie.

Having a magical being as a companion is quite.
They can do all sorts of magical things.
Like granting wishes.
And casting spells.

Do you have a friend who can turn into any animal he wants?
Or a friend that can teleport?
Or a friend who can shrink in size?
Do you have a friend who is magical?

If you don't.
You bett

Walken ChantI installed the program.
I invented it.
But I never intended it to be like this.
I meant it to be for fun.

As a joke.
But now I find.
I am getting Walkenized.
Cowbell rings in my mind.

It is a slippery slope of no return
When to Walken's ways and face I turn.
My wish will be forever true
I will be Chris and no more me..
Cowbell. Tink Tink Tink Tink..

The sound rings in my head.
It will not leave.
It's changing me.
From within and out.

The dreams were right.
The visions..
I am becoming..Chris..

Chris, Chris..
I know I shouldn't resist.
I can't get enough of this.
I want to run away..
But I can't help but stay.

It controls me.
I can't st

FairiesDew drops have gathered on
Glasses of wine,
Smelling of spring where the
Fairies have dined.
Twilight’s unfriendliness
Scours the trees,
Stealing their dreams in the
Coldness of screams.
Beasts of the shadows now
Clamber ashore
From rivers that demons have
Come from before.
Teeth shine like knives and
Blood is then spilt,
Quenching the thirst of
Lucifer’s hilt….

I thought I’d write
A lovely poem
About some fairies and gnomes,
But this is what happens
When I’m stuck on a weekend at home.

Walken Chant RepriseAt first I was shocked.
I didn't know what to do.
Because becoming Walken.
Was too good to be true.
I thought it would be scary.
Maybe even a little strange.

I took the slippery road of no return.
To the ways of Walken I did turn.
And then my wish and dreams came true.
I am Chris..and no more me.
But there's nothing else i'd like to be.

And to think..
That it started with a Walken fan, a computer program..
And a cowbell.
Tink tink..tink.

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Brick 6: CirclesWatching the people walk around
Their feet upon the same cold ground
Where they've always been, always lied
Always dreamt, and always died

The sad circles they walk are all the same
Hanging their heads in inexistent shame
Speaking dribble of the darkness they see
But the saddest thing is watching it happen to me

Brick 5: JealousyA valiant man marches down the street
People rushing toward him so they can meet
That brave old soul who's finally come back
But all I see in him is all that I lack

The people cheer, the people sing
While I sit inside and feel it sting
Because I always seem out of place
And I've grown a hatred of his grace

But it must only be jealousy
When he shows all that I'll never be
While his greatness is set in stone
I fail to find some of my own

Brick 4: StupidityI'm but another witness of society's fall
Yet I find I'm the most ignorant of all
I'm unable to meet any of my needs
Trapped in a realm where I can't succeed

And I'm just an unneeded appendage of society
A worthless parasite of no variety
And I resent not producing a thing
I have a voice; but I can't sing

I'll always be a few steps behind
And no one cares or has the time
To willingly teach this empty soul
How to keep itself under control

Brick 3: ContradictionsNothing makes sense in this world of pain
All seems entirely different or the same
The simplest things don't mean what they should
And all that exist can never be understood
All contradicts itself in the most illogical way
And what I live by now I see only today

Brick 2: IsolationNo matter how hard I try
To smile at everyone I see
The world just passes by
Without even seeing me

Always apart from the rest
There must be something I miss
I've always tried my best
I'm just waiting to exist

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by ~Karichemia, Feb 11, 2005, 8:39:40 PM
Literature / Poetry / Humor / Traditional Fixed Forms

Oh I hope you doooon't get...
Raped or beaten,
Slain or eaten,
Keel-hauled,
Severly mauled,
Kicked while you are on the floor,
Or torn apart by dinosaurs,
Desecrated, lacerated,
Or gruesomely decapitated,
Stabbed with a rusty ice pick,
Digest a chunk of arsenic,
Have hammers crush your knees,
Choke on your favorite frisbee,
Fall on a spire,
Catch on fire,
Have all your ligiments ripped,
Or get shot or pistol-whipped,
Get stuck on island without food,
Have your arms and legs removed,
Find that you have been impaled,
Or get sent anthrax in the mail,
Get your hand stuck in a motor,
Hacked apart by 'copter rotors,
Lose an important knife fight,
Get injected with cyanide,
Fall in a revene, lose your spleen,
Or fall into a lava stream,
Get dismembered, crushed, or maimed,
Or hit by a bullet train,
Have your eyes gouged out by your own mom,
Or realize you're an active bomb,
Inhale lethal doses of confetti,
Or get assaulted by a yetti...

To be continued...

I hope you don't get....by ~Karichemia

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These are actually suppoesd to lyrics... the best ones ever. I must give credit to Andrew for helping me write a few lines of it (Pah, some of you losers don't know who I'm talking about) and Emily for making me post it and make a super long version

Yano what this reminds me of?...

...Ullman shorts, Christmas show, Marge's fling, Homer's bro,
Bart in well, Flanders fails, Whacking snakes, monorail,
Mr. Plow, Homer space, Sideshow Bob steps on rakes,
Lisa's future, Selma's hubby, Marge not proud, Homer chubby,

Homer worries Bart is gay, Poochie, U2, NRA,
Hippies, Vegas, and Japan, Octuplets, and Bart's boy band,
Marge murmurs, Maude croaks, Lisa buddhist, Homer tokes,
Maggie blows Burns away, What else do I have to say?!
They'll never stop The Simpsons, Have no fears, we've got stories for years...

Like, Marge becomes a robot, maybe Moe gets a cell phone,
Has Bart ever owned a bear or, How 'bout a crazy wedding?
Where something happens, and doo doo doo doo, doo
Sorry for the clip show, have no fears, we've got stories for years!

~angelicstyle Feb 13, 2005

LMAO OMG this is soo hilarious AHAHAHAHAHAHA can I use it as an away message?

~Karichemia Feb 14, 2005

I guess, if it fits. But if anyone thinks it's your work, you know what to do *hands you a hunting knife*

~dodgethis9271 Feb 12, 2005

Very funny. I can't stop laughing. I like the keel-hauled part, would that be a reference to Monkey Island by any chance? Now I have the urge to play it again.

~Karichemia Feb 13, 2005

It's a reference to keel-hauling in general. However, I wouldn't know what that was if it wern't for Monkey Island, horay!

~Karichemia Feb 13, 2005

oops, suppose that should have been a reply instead, in my absence I lost all my Deviant art communication skills

~Karichemia Feb 12, 2005

The coolest person in this triverse? Zezima? Nah, no way am I giving Zezima credit.

~TehMessenjah Feb 12, 2005

AH THIS IS STILL THE BEST SONG EVEEEEERRRRR!
i will play it on my trumpet all the time when you come up with music. and people will ask me what i am playing and i will simply start to sing "IIIIIIII hope you dont get..." finish it. and then tell them its by the coolest person in this triverse.

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